So naturally, I decided to go and watch it, alone, at 2 in the morning.
“Wow! This movie is INCREDIBLY idiotic and predictable already!”, I thought.
“I can literally tell what the characters are going to say next! Who in their right mind would ever want to watch—”
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU NOT IN MY BED RIGHT NOW.
And suddenly, the movie became strangely bearable…somehow…